If a guy treated you once the way your children treat you all day, your friends would force you to break up. And they never let you watch your shows on the TV. They demand a bite of every food you eat, even if they've tried it before and hate it. They ask you to retrieve things that they can easily get themselves (apple juice, the remote, Daddy). When adults behave in an immature and selfish fashion, they are called "childish." Childish is an insult, because children often behave horribly. "An antidote to the hostage situation that is modern parenting.subversive, delicious, and spit-out-your-latte funny.Play icon The triangle icon that indicates to play Jessica Seinfeld, bestselling cookbook author and founder of Baby Buggy The perfect book for any mother who wants to laugh instead of cry at those cringe-worthy moments and the universal indignities we experience on a daily basis." "The most inappropriate parenting book I've ever read.
Harvey Karp, bestselling author of The Happiest Baby on the Block "Witty, wise, and wicked! With tongue planted firmly in cheek, these savvy moms dispense some much needed comic relief about raising kids in our crazy culture."? After a generation of supermoms one-upping each other in dead earnest on playgrounds and schoolyards, the emerging mass appeal of Sh*tty Mom is a welcome relief." - The New York Observer It's a long overdue little burst of honesty from the supposed minority of mothers who are, in fact, not that maternal. "Finally, Sh*tty Mom does for motherhood what Chelsea Handler does for female scatology. Christy Turlington Burns, founder of Every Mother Counts A must-read survivor's guide for every mother!"
The authors' unfiltered candor is a welcome reminder for readers that they're not alone." - Publishers Weekly starred review "As the attachment parenting craze has hit a zenith in American culture, four very funny moms-comedy writers, TV producers, and a novelist-blast open a long-locked safe filled with frustrations faced by all modern mothers, with sympathetic and sharp humor. It also-no small thing-carries a powerful message to all parents, but especially moms, that distilled to its essence is this: chill." "Smartly, brashly, nearly criminally funny. "A totally hilarious and uncensored look at some of the impossible situations we mothers find ourselves in."
Every Weekend" and "When Seeing an Infant Triggers a Mental Illness That Makes You Want to Have Another Baby," as well as a Sh*tty Mom quiz, this is a must-have, laugh-out-loud funny book for the sh*tty parent in all of us. With chapters such as "How to Sleep Until 9 A.M. As hilarious as it is universal, each chapter presents a common parenting scenario with advice on how to get through it in the easiest and most efficient way possible. Description Sh*tty Mom is the ultimate parenting guide, written by four moms who have seen it all.
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